somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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