there was a trapeze. enough said
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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