ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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