It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was born a porn star she said
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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