school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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