She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just google imaged poop.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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