my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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