There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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