I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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