"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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