I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
