therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Your cock deserves a montage
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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