Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
