Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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