it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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