Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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