Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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