I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
