In the future we'll all be gay
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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