if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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