I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My breasts were aching with rage.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
COCAINE IS GR8