College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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