what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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