your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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