Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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