you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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