I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
When are your genitals available?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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