Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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