they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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