Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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