And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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