so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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