singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize