She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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