i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize