what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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