you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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