The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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