By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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