I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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