he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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