How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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