i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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