haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am naked and annoyed.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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