She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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