Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I deserve this hangover.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
