what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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