Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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