Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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