butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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