I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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