I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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