He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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