wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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