omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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