Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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