im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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