On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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