i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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