i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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